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Write one leaf in which you describe the process of deciding what’s for dinner.

• come home (tired)
• look at cupboards
• Is there food?
• eh.
• Look at fridge
• Is there food?
• Won’t know ‘til you open it, dipshit!
• OPEN Fridge
• Half a can of diet coke and unnamed leftovers (what did this used to be? where did it come from?)
• Freezer?
• Frozen peas bought 3 months ago, and a cookie.
• Should I go out to get something?
• Look at watch- 11:30 pm
• What’s open?
• Del Taco, In and Out, Jack in the Box
• Can I stomach it?
• No
• Can I afford it?
• No
• Do I really want to go back out?
• Check the cupboard one more time.
• Find a package of microwave popcorn and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
• Make the Popcorn
• Mix the JD and Diet Coke
• Consume

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